Mais uma vez o “Annoying Orange” ataca – ou melhor, foi atacado. Será que ele escapa dessa? Foi neste episódio que meu aluno aprendeu a expressão “Por essa eu não esperava!” em inglês.

First, watch the video and try to fill in the blanks below.

Primeiro assista o vídeo e tente preencher as lacunas abaixo.

[note class=”idea”]DICA: Clique no primeiro botão “Imprima com PrintFriendly” no final deste texto onde diz “Share the Knowledge” para gerar uma formatação mais simples para impressão.

The Annoying Orange Saw – Fill in the blanks:

Orange: Whoa, where am I? What is this thing I’m _________ up to? Ew, who’s that?

Jigsaw: Hello, Orange. I want to play a game.

Orange: A game? OK! Let’s play “go fish”.

Jigsaw: What? No.

Orange: How about chutes and ladders?

Jigsaw: No! You don’t get to _____ the game.

Orange: Why not?

Jigsaw: That’s not how this ______.

Orange: Why?

Jigsaw: Because! Now just listen.

Orange: Why?

Jigsaw: Because I said so!

Orange: Ok, okay, geez! Who crapped on your corn flakes?

Jigsaw: Right. Now, Orange, so far you’ve made a ___________ annoying people. Society would call you a nuisance, I would call you an abomination.

Orange: Yeah! And I’d call you clown face.

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: You look like somebody __________ potatoes on a mime.

Jigsaw: That’s _______!

Orange: You’re kind of emo aren’t you?

Jigsaw: No, I’m not emo.

Orange: You’re an emo clown!

Jigsaw: Listen, the device you are ________ to is a death trap; it’s ________ up to a timer, if you do not locate the key in time you will…

Orange: You mean this key right here?

Jigsaw: What the…!? Where did you _____ that?

Orange: I don’t know!

Jigsaw: That’s just great! You totally ruined the game!

Orange: Your game ________! Let’s play Yatzee.

Jigsaw: I hate Yatzee.

Orange: Jenga?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: Do you like backgammon?

Jigsaw: Oh my – you’re annoying! Ah, I can’t ______ it! That’s it! I’m ______ on to Eggplant!

Orange: Whoa! It’s Barney.

Eggplant: Uh, yeah, dude, I’m not Barney!

Jigsaw: Hello, Eggplant!

Orange: Hey, hey Barney! Can I teach YOU a song?

Jigsaw: NO!

Eggplant: Hey, I’m not Barney! Dude, is this part of the _________ or what?

Jigsaw: Look, this is not how this usually happens!

Orange: “I’m an Orange, that’s a key, there’s an emo clown on TV…”

Eggplant: Do I look like a giant purple ___________? I’m an eggplant!

Orange: You look like a potato with bad circulation.

Jigsaw: That’s it! I swear to – I’m so done with this ______! Why did I think this was a good idea?

Orange: Hey, hey! “I’m an Orange, you’re not me, Jigsaw has to take a ________!”

Eggplant: Oh, shut Up!

Orange: Hey, Potato!

Eggplant: What?

Orange: Death trap! Aww… Poor potato! He never SAW that one coming… How do I get _______ here?

Watch the video and read the script (with translations in Portuguese) below.

Assista o vídeo e leia o script (com traduções em português) abaixo.

The Annoying Orange Saw (com Legendas em Português)

Orange: Whoa, where am I? What is this thing I’m hooked up to? Ew, who’s that?

• hooked up to = conectado a

Saw: Hello, Orange. I want to play a game.

Orange: A game? OK! Let’s play “go fish”.

Saw: What? No. Orange: How about chutes and ladders?

Jigsaw: No! You don’t get to pick the game.

• you don’t get to = você não tem o direito/oportunidade de
• pick = escolher

Orange: Why not?

Jigsaw: That’s not how this works.

• That’s not how this works = nâo é assim que isto funciona

Orange: Why?
Jigsaw: Because! Now just listen.
Orange: Why?
Jigsaw: Because I said so!

• I said so = eu disse que sim

Orange: Ok, okay, geez! Who crapped on your corn flakes?

• geez, exclamação – um “minced oath” (explicação em outro post – aguarde!)
• Who crapped in your cornflakes? = literalmente, “Quem ‘fez cocô’ (para não usar uma palavra mais forte) no seu ‘sucrilhos’? = Quem te deixou tão irritado?

Jigsaw: Right. Now, Orange, so far you’ve made a living annoying people. Society would call you a nuisance, I would call you an abomination.

• so far = até agora
• made a living = ganhou a vida
• annoying people = irritando pessoas
• would call you = te chamaria
• nuisance = chateação, perturbação, irritação

Orange: Yeah! And I’d call you clown face.

• clown face = cara de palhaço

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: You look like somebody smeared mashed potatoes on a mime.

• you look like = parece como (se)
• smeared = borrou
• mashed potatoes = purê de batata
• mime = mímico

Jigsaw: That’s enough!

Orange: You’re kind of emo aren’t you?

Jigsaw: No, I’m not emo.

Orange: You’re an emo clown!

Jigsaw: Listen, the device you are attached to is a death trap; it’s hooked up to a timer, if you do not locate the key in time you will …

• attached to (= hooked up to, informal) = conectado a
• death trap = armadilha de morte
• locate = localizar, encontrar
• in time = a tempo

Orange: You mean this key right here?

you mean = você quer dizer?

Jigsaw: What the…!? Where did you get that?

• What the…? – Ele começou a dizer, “What the heck?” = Que diabos?!
• get = pegar ~ Where did you get that? = Onde você pegou/conseguiu isso?

Orange: I don’t know!

Jigsaw: That’s just great! You totally ruined the game!

• ruined = arruinou, estragou

Orange: Your game sucks! Let’s play Yahtzee.

• sucks = é (muito) chato

Jigsaw: I hate Yatzee.

Orange: Jenga?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: Do you like backgammon?

Jigsaw: Oh my – you’re annoying! Ah, I can’t take it! That’s it! I’m moving on to Eggplant!

• I can’t take it = não aguento mais
• that’s it! = chega!
• move on to = passar/proseguir/avançar para
• eggplant = beringela

Orange: Whoa! It’s Barney.

Eggplant: Uh, yeah, dude, I’m not Barney!

Jigsaw: Hello, Eggplant!

Orange: Hey, hey Barney! Can I teach YOU a song?

Jigsaw: NO!

Eggplant: Hey, I’m not Barney! Dude, is this part of the torture or what?

• dude, gíria = “cara”

Jigsaw: Look, this is not how this usually happens!

Orange: “I’m an Orange, that’s a key, there’s an emo clown on TV…”

• “I love you, you love me…” = música tema do programa Barney. Assista no vídeo abaixo: 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

Eggplant: Do I look like a giant purple dinosaur? I’m an eggplant!

Orange: You look like a potato with bad circulation.

• bad circulation = má circulação sanguinea

Jigsaw: That’s it! I swear to G–. I’m so done with this crap! Why did I think this was a good idea?

• that’s it! = chega!
• I swear to G–. – Ele iria dizer, “I swear to G–” = “Juro por D–“
• I’m so done with = Estou “até aqui” com

Orange: Hey, hey! “I’m an Orange, you’re not me, Jigsaw has to take a pee!”

• take a pee, gíria = fazer xixi

Eggplant: Oh, shut Up!

• shut up = cala a boca

Orange: Hey, Potato!

Eggplant: What?

Orange: Death trap! Aww… Poor potato! He never SAW that one coming. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! … How do I get outta here?

[blocknote class=”red” title=”Como se diz ‘por essa eu não esperava’ em inglês?”]

How do you say “por essa eu não esperava” in English?” Observe the last sentence in the dialogue.

• He never saw that one coming!

He never saw that one coming” é uma expressão que literalmente diz “Ele nunca viu essa chegando!” É uma expressão equivalente a dizer em português: “Por essa ele não esperava.”

Neste diálogo é uma brincadeira com palavras, pois a palavra “saw”, além de ser o passado de “see” (ver), também significa “serra”.

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• get outta here, informal = get out of here = sair daqui